my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
Anonymous: does your bong have a name?
yes! Dr. Bon or Bonnie from Big Rich Texas♡♡♡ who happens to be a genius professor/shitty sci-fi novel writer
relationships are weird i’ve been in the same amazing one for almost 14 months and it’s still like we’re at dinner and i’m like you watched me shave my junk this morning life is weird ooh here try the hamachi
